The 3rd Eye Phone
100% Guaranteed Lack of Connectivity!
Inner Net Enabled***
Screenless Vision ***
Blocks All Websites***
Insane World Filter***
Unadvanced View Hole ***
No Bars***
Hacker Proof***
No Signal***
Inner Net Enabled*** Screenless Vision *** Blocks All Websites*** Insane World Filter*** Unadvanced View Hole *** No Bars*** Hacker Proof*** No Signal***
Experience Being Left To Your Own Device
Why The 3rd Eye Phone?
Preloaded Mindfulness - Unlimited moments of tranquility.
100% Recyclable - A phone so green, it’s basically dirt.
Infinite battery life - because it doesn’t need one.
No endangered animals displaced — Only your bad habits.
Multi-Use - A paperweight, stress ball, and conversation starter —all in one!
Please Note: Airplane mode now upgraded to Earth mode!
JOIN THE REVOLUTION!!!
JOIN THE REVOLUTION!!!
Guaranteed lack of connectivity—or your money still isn’t back!
Finally, experience being left to your own device!
Low-cost subscription to unlimited smiles & universal low-speed inner net!
